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NEWS OF THE FUTURE

Politician Seems Sort of Human, Actually SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Stunning onlookers, a prominent politician actually hugged a distraught commoner, displaying a rare and fleeting glimpse of basic decency and even, according to some observers, a capacity for normal human … Continue reading

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News of the Future

Some stories from the not-too-distant future:  Obama Unveils a Stiff(y) WASHINGTON, DC – In an election-eve address from the Oval Office, President Obama shocked the nation by revealing that the bullet-ridden corpse of Osama bin Laden wasn’t dumped into the … Continue reading

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