God bless Glenn Beck

You know, it can be really tiring, always arguing and bickering about deportations and drone strikes and all that not-so-good stuff about our continually surveilled lives in 2013. Sometimes we need a diversion from the awful and so today — and just today — I express my gratitude to Glenn Beck. I express my gratitude to Glenn Beck because I like to believe he truly thought that he met a man this afternoon who in fact died in 2007. I am also currently entertaining the idea that Glenn Beck did in fact come across Jerry Falwell’s reanimated corpse and thought, you know what? The guy looks pretty good for being dead 6 years.

ImageGod, I love Glenn Beck so much right now.

About Charles Davis

A writer and producer with whose work has aired on television and radio and been published by outlets such as Al Jazeera, The Intercept, The Nation and The New Republic.
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4 Responses to God bless Glenn Beck

  1. Oh, there’s a Jerry Falwell *Jr.* you say? You say Glenn Beck probably meant “Jerry Falwell Jr.”? Yeah, well he didn’t type that. Also: Fuck you.

  2. Don’t flatter yourself bro, I just don’t have life.

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