With the 2012 U.S. presidential election coming up, here are some helpful rules for discussion that I have gleaned from liberals online:
- Don’t criticize Barack Obama over anything that’s happening in America, because it turns out all real domestic power lies in the hands of the House of Representatives, not the president.
- Don’t criticize Barack Obama’s foreign policy because that will only depress his base and help Mitt Romney, who would probably be just as belligerent (unless you believe the Democratic Party). And my god, have you seen Romney’s domestic policies (editor’s note: obviously, ignore point #1 when speaking of Republicans)?
- Don’t criticize Barack Obama.
Hope this helps clear things up. Now get out there and start bashing the GOP while ignoring your own complicity in a system fueled by mass murder and incarceration!